Songs:

TITLE: Songs from a B/Aer's Musical (Once More With Pain)
AUTHOR: anat@xeternity.com
DISCLAIMER: what's left of the characters, ie their names, belong to Joss and their other copyrights owners
RATING: G
AUTHOR'S NOTE: It's not temporary insanity, I've had it with this shows. This is the results. I'm not, never, ever and not going to give up on B/A or the hope they will reunite one day. but i'm not gonna watch these shows until further notice, especially the parody that is Angel.

#1 Going Through The Motions
(by the music of Going through the motions from OMWF)


Every single week
the same dilemma
Should I watch
or shouldn't I?
I've been watching these shows
from the start
but now nothing here is true
nothing here is right

I've been a loyal fan
and been through tortures
Just in hope that it gets good
but these show are

going through the motions
changed beyond recall
nothing seems to make
no sense at all!

She was always brave
and he was noble
Now look what they have
become
open up your eyes
if you can take it
see they're not themselves at all

they're no longer on the ball

no one hears our call!

They did really swell
in previous spell
but lately I can tell
that these shows are

going through the motions
faking it with dare
they're not even half as good
as they were

if they stay this way forever
I will be a fan no longer
I'm tired of this shi-
no gooder
I don't wanna watch
them going through the motions
ruin it some more

I can't even see
It's way too hard for me
and I just wanna love these
shows AGAINNNNNNNN!

#2 I've Got a Theory
(by the music of the same title from OMWF)

I've got a theory
that it's a demon
an anti-B/A demon
nah, something isn't right there

I've got a theory
some girl is dreaming
and we're all stuck inside
her yucky C/A nightmare

I've got a theory we should
work this out
it's getting creepy
what's this icky
C/A all about?

I've got a theory
it could be Kellner...

I've got a-

Kellner isn't nice like everybody supposes!
He owns the WB and
forces all these nonsense!
And what's with no crossovers?
What did they make this spinoff for anyway?
Kellner! Kellner! it must be Kellner!
... or maybe Levine..

I've got a theory
we should work it fast
because it clearly
will get uglier
before it's past

I've got a theory
it doesn't matter
what can they do
if we're not in it?
We'll live in our world
every minute

Buffy and others... we've all been there
the same old plots..
why should we care?

what can they do if we're together?
we'll hold on strong
and will not wither.

we'll fight the fight
we'll act as blind
we'll pay the price
hey, we did it twice!

What can they do
if we're together?
We'll stay strong and
we'll not wither

there's nothing we can't face-
not even Kellner.