I'm Too Evil

(with thanks to Willow's Familiar for the idea)

(The Master)I'm too evil for my hate, too evil for my hate
Hate's going to leave me

(Angelus)I'm too evil for mad rants, too evil for mad rants
In my leather pants
(Glory)And I'm too evil for this hell, too evil for this hell
Baby I'll make you yell
(Ethan Rayne)And I'm too evil for your sabbat, to evil for your sabbat
No ritual sacrificing

(All Big Bads In Unison)I'm a Big Bad, "Don't hurt me," you scream
And I do all my worst kills on the Hellmouth
Yeah, on the Hellmouth, on the Hellmouth, yeah
I do all my worst kills on the Hellmouth

(Harmony)I'm too evil for my minions, too evil for my minions
(Spike pushes her away and jumps in)Ooh, a flower onion
And I'm too evil for my chip
Too evil for my chip, and "Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch."

(All Big Bads in Unison)I'm a Big Bad, "God save me," you scream
And I do all my worst kills on the Hellmouth
Yeah, on the Hellmouth, on the Hellmouth, yeah
I do my evil scheming on the Hellmouth

(Drusilla)I'm too crazy for my, too evil for my, too psycho for my

(All Big Bads in Unison)'Cause I'm a Big Bad, "Please, someone!" you scream
And I do all my worst kills on the Hellmouth
Yeah, on the Hellmouth, on the Hellmouth, yeah
I do my evil scheming on the Hellmouth

(Evil/Black/Vengeful Willow) I'm too evil for Miss Kitty, too evil for Miss Kitty
No, not evil---barely vengeful at that!
(Master's Bones)I'm too evil for my hate, too evil for my hate
Hate's going to leave me

(All Big Bads in Unison) And we're too evil for this song